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The Hilarious Week-End Wrap.

Posted on | September 2, 2010 | View Comments

Congratulations you survived the week and welcome to the holiday weekend!  Here are some hilarious things to laugh your way through the weekend...

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The reason it's so hard to teach dogs to dance is because they have two left feet.

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Everyone wants a Ferrari but, hey at least your car still works!  Apparently Ferrari's are spontaneously com-busting, no joke.

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Watch out for the nasty weather this weekend :)   RIP Chris Farley! Have a safe and enjoyable weekend!  See you on Monday, folks :) For some more awesome content throughout the weekend "like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by!

Thursday is Awesome.

Posted on | September 1, 2010 | View Comments

No one can deny that Thursday is awesome.  However, the upcoming Holiday weekend is clearly superior. Meanwhile these funny things will have to hold you over...

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I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."  (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App - Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)

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Hahah funny!  Come back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up :) Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  "Like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.

Hilarious Mid Week Status Updates for Wednesday.

Posted on | August 31, 2010 | View Comments

Hello friends!  Great news, we've got some hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post to get you through "Hump" day.

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One of my pet peeves is women who don't put the toilet seat back up when they're finished.
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This brings a whole new meaning to the term, Anything is Possible.
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Hahahah, who doesn't love a good scare! Thank you very much for stopping in, we hope you laughed your way through Wednesday!  If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  "Like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.  Make sure to stop by tomorrow for more hilarious content.

Tuesday’s Funny Things…

Posted on | August 30, 2010 | View Comments

I hope your week is going swell!  It seems like every Tuesday I need some laughs so here are some funny thing's to get your Tuesday going great...

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Bachelors know more about women than married men, that's why they not married.

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Haha, ahhh Scooter :)   Please stop in tomorrow for the always funny - mid-week status updates.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  "Like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.

Good Monday to You!

Posted on | August 29, 2010 | View Comments

Hope you had an awesome relaxing weekend, I know I did!  The bad news is, another Monday is upon us.  Laugh your way through it with these funny one liners...

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Stepping in some water barefoot in the kitchen, not so bad. Stepping in some water with socks on, bloody catastrophic.

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Wish you could really use this feature :)

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Hahaha, a classic scene in American cinema. Alrighty folks, thank you very much for stopping in!  Check back tomorrow for more hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your Facebook or Twitter.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  "Like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.

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