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Sphere: Related ContentAs Facebook becomes more and more Twitter-like. They added the bonus feature of being able to have a Username. With your beautiful new facebook username you can pick a unique 5+letter handle that will supposedly make it easier for ppl to find you. So next time your at a bar you can tell someone to find you @ Facebook.com/EasySlutBag
Hundreds of thousands of the best Usernames were snatched up in a matter of minutes. Among them:
Facebook.com/Myspace
Facebook.com/Twitter
Facebook.com/InsertJokeHere
This DIGG Article highlights some good stuff about the new facebook usernames.
Hurry up and pick your unique username today because soon all the good ones will be all gone!
Here is our suggestion for you: Facebook.com/Akward (Still available at time of writing!)
With this awesome new feature, we also add a new feature. “Funny Facebook Usernames” where we will let you know some of the most humorous usernames we encounter.
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Ah, you there! You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy:
Now, if those didn’t provide you a laugh. Then you are probably just a bad human being in general.
Verry cool time lapse video for you to post a link to:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/72511036@N00/3500258467
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Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us:
Link of the day: Nasa Space Shuttle Atlantis launching in High Def.
Share that with your friends they will be blown away. Don’t forget to tell them you found it @ FacebookStatus.org
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Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Want to link your Twitter account to Facebook so that your status updates sync? Easy, here’s how:
Step 1: Search for “Twitter” in Facebook’s search field.

Step 2: The first result should be the one you are looking for. It is the application “Twitter.” Click “view application”

Step 3: Add the Twitter Facebook Application.

Step 4: Choose your settings and add the Twitter Facebook Application to your profile.

Step 5: Enter your Twitter login information.

Step 6: Choose to have Twitter update your Facebook status.

Step 7: Allow and Authorize Access for Twitter to Facebook.

Step 8: That’s it! Now every time you update your Twitter, your Facebook status will update automatically.
Taken from AJ Vaynerchuk’s Tutorial
Sphere: Related ContentYou might have noticed the heart symbol in some of the Facebook statuses recently. Did you wonder, how they would have made it possible to put heart symbol in their status message? Do not worry, its very easy to do. In fact the heart symbol shown in the status message is not an gif image, but its a html symbol. So, only thing you need to know is the html code corresponding to heart symbol. The html code corresponding to heart symbol is ♥ and you can have spades with ♠ clubs with ♣ and diamond with ♦
If you are interested in more html symbols and codes you can refer here.
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What’s with the constant status updates? I guess I just don’t care what people are doing every hour on the hour. There should be some kind of update limit. Is it a rule that you must disclose when you go to the gym? And everyone is always going to vegas. I’m at the gym. I’m in Vegas. I’m at the gym. I’m in Vegas. I’m at the gym in Vegas & I’m having french toast. Ill tell you if its any good in another update 5 mins from now.
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: is wondering why does the left one gets smaller everytime i masturbate?
: is tooo sexy for facebook
: thiswebsite is extemely sad!
: Dont mess with Texas it not nice to pick on retards.
: is getting poor... very FASTTTTTTT!
: cant wait to update her facebook status tomorrow
: i've been wanting a second job for the longest to earn some extra money, and i found the perfect one. benefits; pick my hours, wear [...]
: if insanity happens again n again to get a difff result....then im INSANE!
: is the only person who thinks micheal jackson isnt dead. He's just hiding with elvis.
: lives in her own little world, but it's OK — they know me here ♥
: neeed sex right now
: Is slightly embarrassed to find her crotchless panties on the dog, finding pancakes the fastest way to work
: Was planning on procrastinating today, but is going to put it off till tomorrow.
: @ office, to sad for the death of MJ, that I start making moonwalks...
: just farted in her bath ...nd drowned trying 2 smell it lol..
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