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Would You Rather?

Posted on | February 1, 2010 | No Comments

Let’s start a new FB Trend folks!  I call it, “Would You Rather?”.  It’s kind of like the questions game but, instead you ask really weird questions about would you rather.

The responses that you get to this are absolutely absurd and hilarious.  Try it out and you’ll thank me in no time!

Would You Rather….

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?
Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?
Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Would you rather always lose or never play?
Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races?
Would you rather be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall?
Would you rather be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?
Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?
Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree?
Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
Would you rather be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future?
Would you rather be able to stop time or fly?
Would you rather be an unknown minor league basketball player or a famous professional badminton star?
Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
Would you rather be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?
Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Would you rather be go about your normal day naked or fall asleep for a year?
Would you rather be gossipped about or never talked about at all?
Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald?
Would you rather be happy for 8hrs/day and poor or sad for 8hr/day and rich?
Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?
Would you rather be rich and ugly, or Poor and good looking?
Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
Would you rather be the most popular or the smartest person you know?
Would you rather be the sand castle or the wave?
Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
Would you rather eat a stick of butter or a gallon of ice cream?
Would you rather eat a stick of margarine or five tablespoons of hot pepper sauce?
Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bumblebees?
Would you rather end hunger or hatred?
Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars?
Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was?
Would you rather get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?
Would you rather get even or get over it?
Would you rather give bad advice or take bad advice?
Would you rather give up your computer or your pet?
Would you rather go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?
Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?
Would you rather have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?
Would you rather have a missing finger or have an extra toe?
Would you rather have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?
Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
Would you rather invent a cure for cancer or a cure for AIDS?
Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?
Would you rather know it all or have it all?
Would you rather live without music or live without T.V.?
Would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved but never love?
Would you rather make headlines for saving somebody’s life or winning a nobel prize?
Would you rather meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?
Would you rather never use the internet again or never watch TV again?
Would you rather not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
Would you rather own a ski lodge or a surf camp?
Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
Would you rather spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?
Would you rather sweat moderately but constantly 24 hours a day all over your body or have a metal pin in your jaw that constantly picks up talk radio stations?
Would you rather die from falling off a cliff or by being threatened.

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Random Questions to Ask People

Posted on | January 15, 2010 | Comments Off

A lot of people ask me… Hey, how do you get so many people involved on Facebook?   Well, for the most part no one cares about your dumb status update.  That is unless you are using our witty, hilarious, status updates :)

However, they most people do care about answering simple questions.  Try using these as your Facebook status update and see what responses you get:

Random Questions:
Have you ever gone cow-tipping?
What’s your worst pet peeve?
Whats your favorite horror movie?
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
Do you like to sing in the shower?
Whats your favorite colour?
Do you like baths or showers?  (semi-creepy question)
Do you blow dry your hair? or just let it dry on its own, or towel dry?
At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?
Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go?
What do you like better hands or feet?
Do you like curly hair or straight hair?
Whats your favorite kind of drink?
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Whats your favorite book?

Pen or Pencil?

Have you ever thrown up in a car?

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

What do you think is the most useless class in high school?

That is it for Random Facebook questions.  Try them on for size and see what hilarious responses you generate.


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Monkey Business Mondays @ FacebookStatus.org ; more and more funny facebook status updates.

Posted on | October 12, 2009 | Comments Off

Welcome back from the weekend to the work/school week my funny facebook wanting friends.  Perhaps not grammatically correct, my sentence’s are. However they are good in my book.  That being said here are your bloody clever facebook status updates:

  • I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.
  • A liberal is just a conservative that hasn’t been mugged yet.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • Eating Bologna & Peanut Butter sandwiches.  Don’t knock it till you try it.
  • Google “Chuck Norris” and then click I’m feeling lucky.

Funny Video of the day:

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Alrighty kiddies , that is it for today.  Cyaaaa tomorrow!

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Funk-ta-fied Friday Funny Facebook Status Updates

Posted on | October 9, 2009 | Comments Off

Try saying that fifty times fast.  Well kids, it is the end of the week and once again you are craving the hottest funniest facebook status updates in the industry.  And folks, this is it.  So here ya go, you’re welcome:

  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • Insurance that no matter where you go, you can sway to the seductive crooning of Al Green, and/or Dokken.
  • If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting
  • I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
  • Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Funny video of the day:

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Stay tuned folks cuz, it’s about to get a lot better here.  Not that it was bad.  But, you know… better is better.

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Thursday bloody thursday…. Funny Facebook Statuses for ALLLLLLLL (that means you)

Posted on | October 8, 2009 | Comments Off

Welcome to Thursday.  You made it the majority of the way through the week.  Bad news is tomorrow is Friday.  Good news is tomorrow is Friday.  Here are your funny facebook status updates:

  • I’m like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.

  • If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

  • So much to time, so little do.

  • A funny thing to do is, if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who’s going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

  • I’ll be gone till November, gone till November….

Funny Video of the day:

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That’s it mofo’s happy thursday and cya tomorrow.

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Oct 7th = Wednesday = Free Willy Wednesday

Posted on | October 7, 2009 | Comments Off

So, you think you’re sooooo cool Hump Day?   Well, you ain’t!  But, you know what is cool?  Funny Facebook Status Updates.  And that my friends is what we gots, so without further ado, I give you…

FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:

  • The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
  • You don’t drink, you don’t smoke… what do you do?
  • What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?
  • Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?  I’m open to hearing arguments for both, and FIGHT…
  • iPhone emoji’s are addicting (insert silly iPhone emoji here)

Funny Quote of the Day:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Video of the DizzAy:

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Aye Aye Tuesday, you got it dude. Funny Facebook Status Updates for ALL!

Posted on | October 6, 2009 | Comments Off

Woohoo, it’s freakin’ Tuesday. You know what that means right?!?!?!   More awesome funny hilarious facebook status updates for you!

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
  • I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.
  • Naomi is imoan backwards, think about it.
  • I wonder why Discovery doesn’t have a Mongoose Week?
  • Everybody is a prostitute in some way, some people just get paid for it.

Video of the Day:

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly

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Catch you tomorrow, yo!

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Mediocre Monday Facebook Status Updates

Posted on | October 5, 2009 | Comments Off

Happy Monday, you inglorious bastard.  If you haven’t seen ZombieLand yet.  Do it.  You won’t regret it.

Here are your bloody funny facebook status updates:

  • I’m a Loner Dottie, A rebel.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
  • Many people believe certain numbers are lucky.  What are your lucky numbers?
  • On October 5, 1947, in the first televised White House address, President Truman asked Americans to refrain from eating meat on Tuesdays and poultry on Thursdays to help stockpile grain for starving people in Europe. (Go to article.)

Funny Facebook Video of the day:

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Article of the day: 5 Video Game Status Updates.

Stay tuned to FacebookStatus.org , big things are coming folks.  BIG THINGS!

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Silly Saturdays posts 4U!

Posted on | October 3, 2009 | Comments Off

Ya, ya, we know.  You need your facebook status updates.  Here they are:

  • Sleep is addicting.
  • No buts meow.  That’s the law.  It’s not so funny meow, is it?
  • Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
  • I’m thinking of a number…
  • If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

Quote of the Day:

“Nothing is ever completed until you..”

Video of the Day:

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Peace out bitches.  Cya tomorrow!

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Dude… its WedNesDAY. F-YA. Funny Facebook Statuses for EVERYBODY

Posted on | September 30, 2009 | Comments Off

Sup peeps.  Or should I say TWEEPS?  I just wanted to let ya’ll know that I loveeeee you.  Thanks for your support of the number one funny facebook status website on the interwebs.  Here’s your junk:

  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • I don’t know why Wall St. uses bulls and bears.  Both sound pretty scary to me.
  • I’m a charter member of the “he man woman haters club”.
  • Today is going to be the day that they’re going to throw me back to you…
  • I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, “If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.” Just then the eclipse would start, and they’d probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

Quote of the Day:

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 – 1945)

Video of the Day:

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Alright folks, that is it for this Wednesday.  We will see you tomorrow for you to steal all of our content and pass it along as your own.  :)

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