Funny Facebook Status of The Week…
Funny Facebook Status This week’s recap of funny facebook status updates: Is… Bamboozled. in love with a stripper. trying to sell my dad on all the reasons why I need that new iPhone for Christmas. drunk. But, don’t call me a drunk. slapping myself silly. moving to china. Not really, but could you imagine if [...]
Top 10 Worst Things to Do with your Facebook Status…
Sometimes writing for Shiny Shiny you get the opportunity to store up all the bitterness you collect day-to-day and spew it forth under the guise of ‘Opinion’. Today is one of those days. Facebook status updates: they’re difficult to get right, and they’re infuriating to read when they’re wrong. Here’s my Top Ten Worst Facebook [...]
Caught on Facebook Volume 1
Funny Facebook Messages Listen up guys, if your going to call in sick to work – please don’t put up a status update letting everyone know what your really up to. This gentlemen is a classic case of this happening: Moral of the story is: Keep your story STRAIGHT! and the second moral is, nothing [...]
Facebook ASCII text art :: Snowflakes
Always a good way to start winter! Remember to use this in your facebook post simply highlight it all and right-click “copy” then right-click “paste” in your facebook post/profile/etc. * . * . _\/ \/_ . \ \ / / . . .. .. -==>: X :<==- _\/ \/_ ‘\ /’ / _/ \_ \ [...]
Election day fumble for Facebook Search…
According to our friends over @ TechCrunch the facebook search module is on the fritz again. The story goes that if you search for “Barack Obama” in the gifts area, that a pig with lipstick gift appears. The referance of a pig with lipstick is more commonly associated with vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. We [...]
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: Batteries taped to pepto bismall containers, watches taped to cell phones... of course they aren't terrorist doing a dry run... Bad American for thinking that. [...]
: pay me in gum... wait. scratch that, pay me in skittles
: Sometimes, I want to copy other people's status' and see if they notice.
: I need to figure out how to get the benefits of a sugar daddy without the 'daddy.'
: Unfortunately for me mirrors don't speak but lucky u it doesn't laugh either...!!!
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