Funny Facebook Status of The Week…

Funny Facebook Status
This week’s recap of funny facebook status updates:

Is…

Bamboozled.
in love with a stripper.
trying to sell my dad on all the reasons why I need that new iPhone for Christmas.
drunk. But, don’t call me a drunk.
slapping myself silly.
moving to china.  Not really, but could you imagine if I did?
listening to the smooth jazz sound of [...]

Top 10 Worst Things to Do with your Facebook Status…

Sometimes writing for Shiny Shiny you get the opportunity to store up all the bitterness you collect day-to-day and spew it forth under the guise of ‘Opinion’. Today is one of those days.
Facebook status updates: they’re difficult to get right, and they’re infuriating to read when they’re wrong. Here’s my Top Ten Worst Facebook Status [...]

Caught on Facebook Volume 1

Funny Facebook Messages

Listen up guys, if your going to call in sick to work – please don’t put up a status update letting everyone know what your really up to.  This gentlemen is a classic case of this happening:

Moral of the story is:  Keep your story STRAIGHT!
and the second moral is, nothing is private on [...]

Facebook ASCII text art :: Snowflakes

Always a good way to start winter!  Remember to use this in your facebook post simply highlight it all and right-click “copy” then right-click “paste” in your facebook post/profile/etc.
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Election day fumble for Facebook Search…

According to our friends over @ TechCrunch the facebook search module is on the fritz again.

The story goes that if you search for  “Barack Obama” in the gifts area, that a pig with lipstick gift appears.  The referance of a pig with lipstick is more commonly associated with vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.  We thought [...]

How to get Facebook Mobile on your phone.

If you are ever looking to go mobile with your facebook there are tons of different options for different cell phones!  In fact, most modern cell phones like iPhone & Blackberry come equipped with the potential to be online and facebooking in minutes.  Below are the two quickest ways to get Facebook on your mobile:

How [...]

More funny Status Update ’s

Welcome back, hopefully you had a wonderful weekened.  Now here are some knee slappers for the long week ahead…
Is…

\/\/orking like I’m making the pyramids… except I get constant bathroom breaks.
working for the weekend, like everybody, duh!
aggressively attempting to solve rubiks cube.
perusing youtube and craigslist at the same time.
looking to chat with someone… anyone!
sleepier than a [...]

Funny Facebook Status of the Week.

… is wasted.
… is wondering when these lame election commercials will end?
… is thinking of a number.
… is hunting rabbits, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
… is memorizing wikipedia so he can be smarter than you!

That’s it for this week folks.  Check back next week for another funny facebook status of the week update.  Remember to update often and check [...]