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What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates?

Monday = suck.
I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist?  iPhone Home.
I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named Samsonite.
Selling oranges on [...]

Facebook Usernames

As Facebook becomes more and more Twitter-like.  They added the bonus feature of being able to have a Username.  With your beautiful new facebook username you can pick a unique 5+letter handle that will supposedly make it easier for ppl to find you.  So next time your at a bar you can tell someone to [...]

Hump day status updates.

Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone?

Ah, you there!  You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy:

I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button.  It’s time like these I wish I had [...]

Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…

You are 2/5th’s the way through this week.  Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it.
Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us:

Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world.
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why is the f*ck is the word abbreviation so [...]

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    Kaylie: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death

    Daniyal: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits ;)

    Mary-Anne: wants to know would you want her to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk

    Lori: is holding a voodoo doll that looks just like you.

    Crystal: bronte what are you talking about? lol

    Chirag: is so broke that he cant even afford the last letter to update his STATU_

    james: hey i forgot your name can i call u mine?

    Shayann: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .

    Blah blah: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.

    kyrstin: Roses are red Viloets are blue, god made me pretty what the h### happened to you

    yahoozle: h said it was kinda like eating tofo

    john: just spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate

    Wellsy: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!

    Wellsy: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!

    Lois: I am soo hungry that when someone said it was chilly outside i went running out with my spoon!

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