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What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates? Monday = suck. I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist?  iPhone Home. I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named [...]

Facebook Usernames

As Facebook becomes more and more Twitter-like.  They added the bonus feature of being able to have a Username.  With your beautiful new facebook username you can pick a unique 5+letter handle that will supposedly make it easier for ppl to find you.  So next time your at a bar you can tell someone to [...]

Hump day status updates.

Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone? Ah, you there!  You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy: I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button.  It’s time like these [...]

Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…

You are 2/5th’s the way through this week.  Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it. Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us: Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why is the f*ck is the [...]

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    Connor: occasionally deals with a customer at work named Waldimir, but accidentally called him Voldemort on the phone this morning.

    JP: Batteries taped to pepto bismall containers, watches taped to cell phones... of course they aren't terrorist doing a dry run... Bad American for thinking that. [...]

    Susan: pay me in gum... wait. scratch that, pay me in skittles

    Susan: Sometimes, I want to copy other people's status' and see if they notice.

    Carol: I need to figure out how to get the benefits of a sugar daddy without the 'daddy.'

    Nirja Soni: Unfortunately for me mirrors don't speak but lucky u it doesn't laugh either...!!!

    Chris: When I find out the a Facebook profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas Day...546 photos? Dont mind if I do!!

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