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Would You Rather?

Let’s start a new FB Trend folks!  I call it, “Would You Rather?”.  It’s kind of like the questions game but, instead you ask really weird questions about would you rather.
The responses that you get to this are absolutely absurd and hilarious.  Try it out and you’ll thank me in no time!
Would You Rather….
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    Latest on Thu, 01:26 pm

    Facebook Hater: I got banned to use FB for posting "Facebook have no life" as status

    cyndie: google just added "get biking directions" on google maps, this economy is getting worse.

    Kaylie: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death

    Daniyal: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits ;)

    Mary-Anne: wants to know would you want her to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk

    Lori: is holding a voodoo doll that looks just like you.

    Crystal: bronte what are you talking about? lol

    Chirag: is so broke that he cant even afford the last letter to update his STATU_

    james: hey i forgot your name can i call u mine?

    Shayann: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .

    Blah blah: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.

    kyrstin: Roses are red Viloets are blue, god made me pretty what the h### happened to you

    yahoozle: h said it was kinda like eating tofo

    john: just spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate

    Wellsy: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!

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