About Us
This website is dedicated to fans of Facebook. The people who always want to be witty but sometimes are lacking in the wit department. The creative folks that are looking for a way to one-up their friends and let them know they care. This website was started with the hopes that one day people would come here and find some sort of content to enhance their own personal facebook page.
Hopefully you were able to accomplish that today! If not, you should probably look around harder because we have pretty much everything and anything you could ever ask for.
Anyhow, we are in no way shape or form affiliated with facebook. As we previously we said we are just big fans of the website trying to help out our homies.
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FML
- Lonely says FMLToday, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML […]
- er1133 says FMLToday, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML […]
- maggot says FMLToday, I had it off for the first time. I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML […]
- ShowOff says FMLToday, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML […]
- Anonymous says FMLToday, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML […]
Texts From Last Night
- (906): Either seal the deal or get...(906): Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore. […]
- (781): I mean I found and stalk...(781): I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed. […]
- (480): So he just rolled over in...(480): So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark...". […]
- (513): He promised he'd be the...(513): He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it. […]
- (651): All I remember about...(651): All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow. […]
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User Submitted Status Updates
: I got banned to use FB for posting "Facebook have no life" as status
: google just added "get biking directions" on google maps, this economy is getting worse.
: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death
: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits 
: wants to know would you want her to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
: is holding a voodoo doll that looks just like you.
: bronte what are you talking about? lol
: is so broke that he cant even afford the last letter to update his STATU_
: hey i forgot your name can i call u mine?
: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .
: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.
: Roses are red Viloets are blue, god made me pretty what the h### happened to you
: h said it was kinda like eating tofo
: just spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate
: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!
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