Election day fumble for Facebook Search…
According to our friends over @ TechCrunch the facebook search module is on the fritz again.
The story goes that if you search for “Barack Obama” in the gifts area, that a pig with lipstick gift appears. The referance of a pig with lipstick is more commonly associated with vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. We thought [...]
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- Anonymous says FMLToday, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML […]
- Anonymous says FMLToday, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML […]
- Jamie says FMLToday, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML […]
- robotchickens says FMLToday, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML […]
- Nancy says FMLToday, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML […]
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: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits 
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: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .
: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.
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: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!
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