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Finally Friday… At LAST!

Well congratulations you safely made it through the week.  We are happy to welcome you to the weekend!  What will make the weekend even better are these funny facebook status updates.  Like I said you gotta keep coming back because we got some big things coming soon. Enjoy your weekend, you earned it! Funny Facebook [...]

Funny Facebook Status Update Duex

What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates? Monday = suck. I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist?  iPhone Home. I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named [...]

Funny Facebook Status of The Week…

Funny Facebook Status This week’s recap of funny facebook status updates: Is… Bamboozled. in love with a stripper. trying to sell my dad on all the reasons why I need that new iPhone for Christmas. drunk. But, don’t call me a drunk. slapping myself silly. moving to china.  Not really, but could you imagine if [...]

Funny Facebook Status of the Week.

… is wasted. … is wondering when these lame election commercials will end? … is thinking of a number. … is hunting rabbits, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! … is memorizing wikipedia so he can be smarter than you! That’s it for this week folks.  Check back next week for another funny facebook status of the week update.  Remember [...]

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    Connor: occasionally deals with a customer at work named Waldimir, but accidentally called him Voldemort on the phone this morning.

    JP: Batteries taped to pepto bismall containers, watches taped to cell phones... of course they aren't terrorist doing a dry run... Bad American for thinking that. [...]

    Susan: pay me in gum... wait. scratch that, pay me in skittles

    Susan: Sometimes, I want to copy other people's status' and see if they notice.

    Carol: I need to figure out how to get the benefits of a sugar daddy without the 'daddy.'

    Nirja Soni: Unfortunately for me mirrors don't speak but lucky u it doesn't laugh either...!!!

    Chris: When I find out the a Facebook profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas Day...546 photos? Dont mind if I do!!

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