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Finally Friday… At LAST!

2funny4u — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:09:35 +0000

Well congratulations you safely made it through the week. We are happy to welcome you to the weekend! What will make the weekend even better are these funny facebook status updates. Like I said you gotta keep coming back because we got some big things coming soon. Enjoy your weekend, you earned it!

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

The prime motivation for all human behavior is the need to feel superior to someone else.
He who laughs last should do so from a safe distance.
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Don't Take Life So Seriously. It Isn't Permanent

Make the best of every situation...

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Now that is just ridiculous.

Funny Facebook Status Update Duex

2funny4u — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:05:13 +0000

What's it going to be today... how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates?

Monday = suck.
I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist? iPhone Home.
I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named Samsonite.
Selling oranges on the side of the road. Tough economic times call for interesting jobs.
Is there any movie/TV-show Hollywood hasn't remade yet?
Who farted?

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Funny Facebook Status of The Week…

2funny4u — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:34:20 +0000

Funny Facebook Status

This week's recap of funny facebook status updates:

Is...

Bamboozled.
in love with a stripper.
trying to sell my dad on all the reasons why I need that new iPhone for Christmas.
drunk. But, don't call me a drunk.
slapping myself silly.
moving to china. Not really, but could you imagine if I did?
listening to the smooth jazz sound of hot 97.3smooth jazz.
frumpy.
above the influence.

Says..

Stay thirsty, my friends.
man on toilet, is high on pot.
peer pressure is probably the coolest thing ever.
don't use port-o-poties... for a number of reasons. Don't ask.

Thinks...

you should call me up, we could hang, it would be chill.
I am going absolutely nuts.
football should be on everyday.
football is rigged.

Check back later for more!

Funny Facebook Status of the Week.

2funny4u — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:30:24 +0000

... is wasted.
... is wondering when these lame election commercials will end?
... is thinking of a number.
... is hunting rabbits, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
... is memorizing wikipedia so he can be smarter than you!

That's it for this week folks. Check back next week for another funny facebook status of the week update. Remember to update often and check back for more funny facebook status updates. PEACE!