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The Hilarious Week-End Wrap.

Congratulations you survived the week and welcome to the holiday weekend!  Here are some hilarious things to laugh your way through the weekend… Funny status updates for Facebook: The most valuable contribution social networking sites have made to my life is showing me how ridiculous it was to have ever been intimidated by or feel [...]

Thursday is Awesome.

No one can deny that Thursday is awesome.  However, the upcoming Holiday weekend is clearly superior. Meanwhile these funny things will have to hold you over… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When ur humble you are confident and wise. When you Brag you are insecure and lacking. Judging from the ads that constantly besiege us, [...]

Hilarious Mid Week Status Updates for Wednesday.

Hello friends!  Great news, we’ve got some hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post to get you through “Hump” day. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Have you ever dropped something, then caught it, then dropped it again and it shatters all over the place?  Ya, that’s my life right now. A bargain [...]

Tuesday’s Funny Things…

I hope your week is going swell!  It seems like every Tuesday I need some laughs so here are some funny thing’s to get your Tuesday going great… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A smile is like tight underwear…it makes your cheeks go up.  ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update [...]

Good Monday to You!

Hope you had an awesome relaxing weekend, I know I did!  The bad news is, another Monday is upon us.  Laugh your way through it with these funny one liners… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: Nothing goes right with me. I bought a new watch… shockproof and waterproof… It caught on fire. I [...]

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    Connor: occasionally deals with a customer at work named Waldimir, but accidentally called him Voldemort on the phone this morning.

    JP: Batteries taped to pepto bismall containers, watches taped to cell phones... of course they aren't terrorist doing a dry run... Bad American for thinking that. [...]

    Susan: pay me in gum... wait. scratch that, pay me in skittles

    Susan: Sometimes, I want to copy other people's status' and see if they notice.

    Carol: I need to figure out how to get the benefits of a sugar daddy without the 'daddy.'

    Nirja Soni: Unfortunately for me mirrors don't speak but lucky u it doesn't laugh either...!!!

    Chris: When I find out the a Facebook profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas Day...546 photos? Dont mind if I do!!

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