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Hilarious Mid Week Status Updates for Wednesday.

Hello friends!  Great news, we’ve got some hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post to get you through “Hump” day. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Have you ever dropped something, then caught it, then dropped it again and it shatters all over the place?  Ya, that’s my life right now. A bargain [...]

Tuesday’s Funny Things…

I hope your week is going swell!  It seems like every Tuesday I need some laughs so here are some funny thing’s to get your Tuesday going great… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A smile is like tight underwear…it makes your cheeks go up.  ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update [...]

Good Monday to You!

Hope you had an awesome relaxing weekend, I know I did!  The bad news is, another Monday is upon us.  Laugh your way through it with these funny one liners… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: Nothing goes right with me. I bought a new watch… shockproof and waterproof… It caught on fire. I [...]

Ze World Famous Weekend Wrap-Up

Thanks for stopping in…. As you know, it’s the freakin’ weekend baby, I’m bout to have me some fun!!!  Here is some hilarious stuff to get you and your friends to enjoy the weekend… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Funny Tweets for Twitter: Goodness, Not feeling old enough this morning? Macaulay Culkin, who stared [...]

Good Times Thursday

Glad to see you back, Friend   You’re always welcome here!  Enjoy your Thursday by laughing through it with these witty one liners… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: Why do people never get talker’s block? It would be very helpful to me if the rest of you would please stop striving for excellence. [...]

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    christina: today i feel calm a few days i spoke to him.but if i miss talking to him said he was responding the same question haha it [...]

    Tara: A friend will ask you why you're crying, a GOOD friend will ask why you're crying while loading a shotgun, a TRUE friend will say [...]

    Mickala: I would rather check my facebook that face my checkbook.

    Connor: occasionally deals with a customer at work named Waldimir, but accidentally called him Voldemort on the phone this morning.

    JP: Batteries taped to pepto bismall containers, watches taped to cell phones... of course they aren't terrorist doing a dry run... Bad American for thinking that. [...]

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