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Random Questions to Ask People

A lot of people ask me… Hey, how do you get so many people involved on Facebook?   Well, for the most part no one cares about your dumb status update.  That is unless you are using our witty, hilarious, status updates
However, they most people do care about answering simple questions.  Try using these [...]

Thursdizzle fo Shizzle’ Facebizzile Updizziles

Sup my peeps. Ya’ll know what time it is.  Time for you to get your dirty yet clever status updates.

Funny Status Updates:

Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get [...]

Wacky Wednesdays @ Facebook Status . org

Happy Hump Day folks.  You are officially half way through the work week.

Todays Funny Status Updates:

C.R.E.A.M.  – Coffee Rules Everything Around Me
Something about Beatles Rockband that well…. just rocks.
Anyone else digging this weather?  Welcome home Fall!
What kind of music do you think I like???
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were [...]

Funny Friday Facebook Status Updates

Today is often referred to as Funny Friday or Fiesta Friday depending on what office you work in.
Due to the nature of our funny / witty / clever status updates we give you the following gems:

Is it wrong that I find Home Alone the greatest movie of all time?

Late one night a mugger wearing a [...]

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    Facebook Hater: I got banned to use FB for posting "Facebook have no life" as status

    cyndie: google just added "get biking directions" on google maps, this economy is getting worse.

    Kaylie: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death

    Daniyal: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits ;)

    Mary-Anne: wants to know would you want her to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk

    Lori: is holding a voodoo doll that looks just like you.

    Crystal: bronte what are you talking about? lol

    Chirag: is so broke that he cant even afford the last letter to update his STATU_

    james: hey i forgot your name can i call u mine?

    Shayann: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .

    Blah blah: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.

    kyrstin: Roses are red Viloets are blue, god made me pretty what the h### happened to you

    yahoozle: h said it was kinda like eating tofo

    john: just spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate

    Wellsy: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!

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