• I feel like Morgan Freeman should be the only person allowed to narrate anything.   (Side Note; this is good to use in context with the premier of Life on Discover Channel this Sunday @ 8PM)
• ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
• --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death
• is Loading ████████████ 99%
• if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

Dude, did you know that you only need to pay $25/month for unlimited talk & text without contracts, not kidding!

Funny Video of the Day:

However, they most people do care about answering simple questions.  Try using these as your Facebook status update and see what responses you get:

Random Questions:
Have you ever gone cow-tipping?
What's your worst pet peeve?
Whats your favorite horror movie?
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
Do you like to sing in the shower?
Whats your favorite colour?
Do you like baths or showers?  (semi-creepy question)
Do you blow dry your hair? or just let it dry on its own, or towel dry?
At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?
Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go?
What do you like better hands or feet?
Do you like curly hair or straight hair?
Whats your favorite kind of drink?
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Whats your favorite book?

Pen or Pencil?

Have you ever thrown up in a car?

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

What do you think is the most useless class in high school?

That is it for Random Facebook questions.  Try them on for size and see what hilarious responses you generate.

Funny Status Updates:

• Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
• We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
• The Holidays are coming up, and I want a Livespeakr,  for my iPhone.
• Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
• Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Quote of the Day:

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." -- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Video of the day:

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Website of the day: Fuck you Penguin

Todays Funny Status Updates:

• C.R.E.A.M.  - Coffee Rules Everything Around Me
• Something about Beatles Rockband that well.... just rocks.
• Anyone else digging this weather?  Welcome home Fall!
• What kind of music do you think I like???
• If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.

Very soon, my friends, we will have a premium section that will give you some GOLDEN Status updates for a very low price.  That being said here is todays premium gem for free:

• Yesterday, President Obama accused Kayne West of being a member of his own party.

Riddle of the Day:

• You heard me before, Yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'Til you call me again. What am I?

Answer:  An Echo

Video of the Day:

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Video Link to embed:

http://www.miloop.se/film_view.aspx?movie=14327

Due to the nature of our funny / witty / clever status updates we give you the following gems:

• Is it wrong that I find Home Alone the greatest movie of all time?
• Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.  No seriously, I don't care about jimmy nor his corn.
• My name is Benjamin Button, and I was born under unusual circumstances. While everyone else was agin', I was gettin' younger... all alone.
• Beefy.

Funny Friday Image:

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Stop by tomorrow for more comedic facebook gold.