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Caught on Facebook Volume 1

Posted on | November 5, 2008 | Comments Off

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Listen up guys, if your going to call in sick to work - please don't put up a status update letting everyone know what your really up to.  This gentlemen is a classic case of this happening:

Moral of the story is:  Keep your story STRAIGHT!

and the second moral is, nothing is private on facebook.

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