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		<title>Hilarious Weekend Funny Status Updates &amp; More&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations you've made it to the weekend.  Here is what you came here for... Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App - Over 25,000/monthly users [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thursdays Funny Status Updates!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Thursday friends!  Here is what you came here for... Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I never understood why guys always have their hands down their pants. Then last night I found myself watching TV with my hand in my bra. It finally occurred to me...when you’ve got something great, you want to hold onto [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Awesome Mid-Week Updates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you believe the week is already half over?!?!  Welcome Wednesday into your life with these funny one liners to share with your friends... Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hilarious Week-End Wrap.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations you survived the week and welcome to the holiday weekend!  Here are some hilarious things to laugh your way through the weekend... Funny status updates for Facebook: The most valuable contribution social networking sites have made to my life is showing me how ridiculous it was to have ever been intimidated by or feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thursday is Awesome.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No one can deny that Thursday is awesome.  However, the upcoming Holiday weekend is clearly superior. Meanwhile these funny things will have to hold you over... Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When ur humble you are confident and wise. When you Brag you are insecure and lacking. Judging from the ads that constantly besiege us, [...]]]></description>
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