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	<title>The Funny Facebook Status Website.</title>
	<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org</link>
	<description>We got your funny facebook status update right here buddy.</description>
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		<title>Facebook Status Symbols</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Copy &#38; Paste these symbols into your Facebook Status for some awesome results.  You're welcome!
웃유   Σ⊗♒☠☮☯   ♠Ω♤♣♧   ♥♡♦♢♔   ♕♚♛⚜★   ☆✮✯☄   ☾☽☼   ☀☁☂☃   ☻☺☹۞۩   ♬✄✂   ✆✉✦✧   ♱♰∞   ♂♀   ☿❤❥  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/facebook-trends/facebook-status-symbols/</link>
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		<title>Would You Rather?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let's start a new FB Trend folks!  I call it, "Would You Rather?".  It's kind of like the questions game but, instead you ask really weird questions about would you rather.
The responses that you get to this are absolutely absurd and hilarious.  Try it out and you'll thank me in no time!
Would You Rather....
Would you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/facebook-trends/would-you-rather/</link>
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		<title>Random Questions to Ask People</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lot of people ask me... Hey, how do you get so many people involved on Facebook?   Well, for the most part no one cares about your dumb status update.  That is unless you are using our witty, hilarious, status updates  
However, they most people do care about answering simple questions.  Try using these [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/uncategorized/random-questions-to-ask-people/</link>
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		<title>Monkey Business Mondays @ FacebookStatus.org ; more and more funny facebook status updates.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back from the weekend to the work/school week my funny facebook wanting friends.  Perhaps not grammatically correct, my sentence's are. However they are good in my book.  That being said here are your bloody clever facebook status updates:

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/status-update/monkey-business-mondays-facebookstatus-org-more-and-more-funny-facebook-status-updates/</link>
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		<title>Funk-ta-fied Friday Funny Facebook Status Updates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Try saying that fifty times fast.  Well kids, it is the end of the week and once again you are craving the hottest funniest facebook status updates in the industry.  And folks, this is it.  So here ya go, you're welcome:

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Insurance that no matter where you go, you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/status-update/funk-ta-fied-friday-funny-facebook-status-updates/</link>
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		<title>Thursday bloody thursday&#8230;.   Funny Facebook Statuses for ALLLLLLLL (that means you)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Thursday.  You made it the majority of the way through the week.  Bad news is tomorrow is Friday.  Good news is tomorrow is Friday.  Here are your funny facebook status updates:


I'm like Costco.  I'm big, I'm not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.


If ignorance is bliss, you must be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/status-update/thursday-bloody-thursday-funny-facebook-statuses-for-allllllll-that-means-you/</link>
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		<title>Oct 7th = Wednesday = Free Willy Wednesday</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, you think you're sooooo cool Hump Day?   Well, you ain't!  But, you know what is cool?  Funny Facebook Status Updates.  And that my friends is what we gots, so without further ado, I give you...
FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
You don't [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/status-update/oct-7th-wednesday-free-willy-wednesday/</link>
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		<title>Aye Aye Tuesday, you got it dude. Funny Facebook Status Updates for ALL!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Woohoo, it's freakin' Tuesday. You know what that means right?!?!?!   More awesome funny hilarious facebook status updates for you!
Funny Facebook Status Updates:

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
I won't rise to the occasion, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/status-update/aye-aye-tuesday-you-got-it-dude-funny-facebook-status-updates-for-all/</link>
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		<title>Mediocre Monday Facebook Status Updates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Monday, you inglorious bastard.  If you haven't seen ZombieLand yet.  Do it.  You won't regret it.
Here are your bloody funny facebook status updates:

I'm a Loner Dottie, A rebel.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/status-update/mediocre-monday-facebook-status-updates/</link>
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		<title>Silly Saturdays posts 4U!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ya, ya, we know.  You need your facebook status updates.  Here they are:

Sleep is addicting.
No buts meow.  That's the law.  It's not so funny meow, is it?
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
I'm thinking of a number...


If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.facebookstatus.org/status-update/silly-saturdays-posts-4u/</link>
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