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Ze World Famous Weekend Wrap-Up

Posted on | August 26, 2010 | View Comments

Thanks for stopping in.... As you know, it's the freakin' weekend baby, I'm bout to have me some fun!!!  Here is some hilarious stuff to get you and your friends to enjoy the weekend...

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I'm never going to grow up. I'm just going to stop hiding what I do
from my parents and start hiding it from my kids. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App - Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)

You can't believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.

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Giraffe after eating fast food everyday for a year.

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One of the greatest pranks of all time!  Hahahha, I would freak out if that happened to me!!!

Have a safe and enjoyable weekend!  See you on Monday, folks :) For some more awesome content throughout the weekend "like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by!


Good Times Thursday

Posted on | August 25, 2010 | View Comments

Glad to see you back, Friend :)   You're always welcome here!  Enjoy your Thursday by laughing through it with these witty one liners...

Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter:

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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Oh Lindsay when will you learn!  Come back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up :)   Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  "Like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.

I LOL @ Wednesday

Posted on | August 24, 2010 | View Comments

Welcome to Wednesday, it's not a friendly day, but if you respect Wednesday, then Wednesday will respect you.  So do what I do and LOL your way through Wednesday...

Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure they're not using it.

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That is a classic Pee-Wee clip to post on peoples walls for their Birthday or just because :)

Thank you very much for stopping in, hope you laughed your way through Wednesday!  If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  "Like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.  Make sure to stop by tomorrow for more hilarious content.

Tueday is soooo Funny!

Posted on | August 23, 2010 | View Comments

Aloha amigos :)   Welcome back, here are your silly status updates to get you through Tuesday...

Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly be corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife.

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Hahah, a little sexist but Funny :)   To make up for it here you go ladies...

The Simple Truth :)

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And that, my friends, is why you don't pick bricks in washer machines! Please stop in tomorrow for the always funny - mid-week status updates.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  "Like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.

Monday Funday

Posted on | August 22, 2010 | View Comments

Hope you had a good relaxing weekend!!!  Laugh your way through Monday with these hilarious status updates...

Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter:

A dog will sit beside you while you work. A cat will sit on your work.

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Alrighty folks, thank you very much for stopping in!  Check back tomorrow for more hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your Facebook or Twitter.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  "Like" our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.

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