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Dude… its WedNesDAY. F-YA. Funny Facebook Statuses for EVERYBODY

Posted on | September 30, 2009 | Comments Off

Sup peeps.  Or should I say TWEEPS?  I just wanted to let ya'll know that I loveeeee you.  Thanks for your support of the number one funny facebook status website on the interwebs.  Here's your junk:

  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • I don't know why Wall St. uses bulls and bears.  Both sound pretty scary to me.
  • I'm a charter member of the "he man woman haters club".
  • Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw me back to you...
  • I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

Quote of the Day:

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945)

Video of the Day:

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Alright folks, that is it for this Wednesday.  We will see you tomorrow for you to steal all of our content and pass it along as your own.  :)

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Tasty Tuesdays @ FacebookSTATUS.org

Posted on | September 29, 2009 | Comments Off

Tuesday is my favorite day of the week... ya know why???  Because Tues comes from the latin word for Sleep-In.  Therefore today is Sleep-In day.  Not really.. but you could imagine what it would be like if it was! HA!  Sorry about that... anyways here are your dirty funny facebook status updates:

  • If you ever accidentally drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • I think I invented a time machine.   Just need a flux capacitor, anyone know where I can get one of those???
  • Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue horned moon?
  • Ahh Bologna.

Funny Video of the day:

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Well kiddies.  That is it for today. But, stay tuned because FacebookStatus.org is your source for the funniest facebook statuses there ever WAS.

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Monday Funday – From Funny Facebook Status Update

Posted on | September 28, 2009 | Comments Off

Welcome to a new week.  In order to help you and your friends through this week here are your daily funny facebook status updates:

  • Sorry, I don't talk to morons before noon.
  • I think I deserve a raise and a new corner office.
  • The Blackberry is just a crappy wanna-be iPhone.
  • When I get bored I like to think of what would happen if two random movie characters met.... For example: Hello Harry Potter, I'm Frodo Baggins!  Then they would try to one up each others adventures.
  • Saturday Night Live should have been canceled in 1999.

Funny video of the day:

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Good stuff, cya tomorrow bitches.

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Thursdizzle fo Shizzle’ Facebizzile Updizziles

Posted on | September 24, 2009 | Comments Off

Sup my peeps. Ya'll know what time it is.  Time for you to get your dirty yet clever status updates.

Funny Status Updates:

  • Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • The Holidays are coming up, and I want a Livespeakr,  for my iPhone.
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Quote of the Day:

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." -- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

Video of the day:

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Website of the day: Fuck you Penguin

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Wednesday Afternoon Status Updates

Posted on | September 23, 2009 | Comments Off

Humpy day is nearly finished.  It's again almost the weekend!  How awesome.  Unless you are one of those the glass is half empty sort of people.  Then well, you still have 2 days of work or school.  Here are your daily clever facebook status updates:

  • This day in 1875, Billy the Kid was arrested for the first time.  (Fact of the day)
  • Funky butt lovin'
  • wondering what is up with Obamacare?  For or Against? Facebook America, You decide!
  • Fantasy football is about as close as most men will ever get to being a professional athlete.
  • I just called 911 because you are on FIRE!

Question of the day for your FB Status:

  • What character from "That 70's Show" would most likely say the phrase, "Dumbass"?     A: Red Foreman.

Video Update of the Day:

David Letterman takes a sneak peak at the new iPhone Nano.

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Just another Manic Monday.

Posted on | September 21, 2009 | Comments Off

Welcome to the suck.  It is Monday.  More likely known as a school or work day.  However, if you know how to waste time like I do.  Then you know that everyday is a Facebook day.

Here is your daily status updates you lovely people:

  • Are you a Coffee or Tea person?
  • The movie Benjamin Buttons is the exact same movie as Forrest Gump.
  • I think my iPod is pregnant.  Either that or it's eating too much.
  • The lottery is clearly a scam.

Quote of the day:

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.  ~Heywood Hale Brown

Video of the day:

This thing is absolutely rad.  If you have an iPhone or iPod Touch you for SURE need one!  Check it out:

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Livespeakr, worlds best iPhone speakers system!

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Freaky Fridays with Funny Facebook Status Updates (say that ten times fast)

Posted on | September 18, 2009 | Comments Off

Hey folks, you made it through another crazy work week.  Or if you are a youngin'  you made it through a school week.  Either way it's the freakin' weekend baby I'm bout to have me some fun!

Here are your Freaky Friday Funny Status Updates:

  • You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you.
  • I hope you realize that everything you write on Facebook will be available to your kids some day.
  • Did you know that the nametag on the woman on the Progressive commercial reads "Flo"?  Excuse me, Flo!
  • Boy bands are so passé.
  • I heard that Kayne West changed his name to Kayne Bitch.

See you next week for more funny facebook status updates.

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Just Thirsty Thursdays with the Funny Facebook Status Website!

Posted on | September 17, 2009 | Comments Off

Good news is, the week is almost over!  Even better, here are some hilarious, witty, and clever facebook status updates for you to enjoy:

  • What happened to the good ole days... Like when Britney Spears would shave her head!
  • "And will you succeed?  Yes indeed, yes indeed!  Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed." - Dr. Seuess
  • Woke up late at about noon...
  • Why so...
  • "I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison

I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Video of the day, "Facebook in Reality":

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Website of the day:

http://retrojunk.com/

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Wacky Wednesdays @ Facebook Status . org

Posted on | September 16, 2009 | Comments Off

Happy Hump Day folks.  You are officially half way through the work week.

Todays Funny Status Updates:

  • C.R.E.A.M.  - Coffee Rules Everything Around Me
  • Something about Beatles Rockband that well.... just rocks.
  • Anyone else digging this weather?  Welcome home Fall!
  • What kind of music do you think I like???
  • If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.

Very soon, my friends, we will have a premium section that will give you some GOLDEN Status updates for a very low price.  That being said here is todays premium gem for free:

  • Yesterday, President Obama accused Kayne West of being a member of his own party.

Riddle of the Day:

  • You heard me before, Yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'Til you call me again. What am I?

Answer:  An Echo

Video of the Day:

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Taco Tuesday Status Updates and other sheet.

Posted on | September 15, 2009 | Comments Off

Hope your Taco Tuesday is going excellent.  Ours is.  Here are some funny facebook status updates to rock your tacos off..

  • Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Charoo.
  • "I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details." -Albert Einstein
  • If I were you then you'd be me and you would have to work this stupid job.
  • Did you know, that Jaimee Foxx's real name is : Eric Marlon Bishop ???
  • The average human head weighs about eight pounds.  Mine weighs 30.

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