Aye Aye Tuesday, you got it dude. Funny Facebook Status Updates for ALL!
Posted on | October 6, 2009 | Comments Off
Woohoo, it’s freakin’ Tuesday. You know what that means right?!?!?! More awesome funny hilarious facebook status updates for you!
Funny Facebook Status Updates:
- If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
- I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.
- Naomi is imoan backwards, think about it.
- I wonder why Discovery doesn’t have a Mongoose Week?
- Everybody is a prostitute in some way, some people just get paid for it.
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Catch you tomorrow, yo!
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User Submitted Status Updates
: If you put a slinky down an up escalator, will it slink forever?
: Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink !
: Soz Forgot You Wer Argg Yuu Shlaggg !
: BAD THINGYS! NOT KL!!!
: would you rather bee or a wasp?
: is this the mountain you wanna die on?
: Im super paranoid like it's a sixth sense
: After Monday and Tuesday, the rest of the week spells out 'WTF'.
: Press Ctrl+W, something magical will happen.
: Your legs are like netto, there open 24/7 but noone ever wants to come in! 
: (name) thinks a day without cun... is like night
: one day ma mothor came and ask wat r u doing there i answered i was on facebook.she slaped me ...how dare that it was [...]
: jelly makes my belly dance
: dear god, what wrongs with me??
: HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! NO, NOT YOU! THE OTHER GUY! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE TACOS?
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