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Facebook Status Update of the day…

Posted on | March 19, 2009 | Comments Off

The Facebook status update of the day is...

FML

Which stands for F*ck my life.  brought to you in part by (http://www.Fmylife.com)

Enjoy! and see you tomorrow.

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      Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML […]
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