Funny Facebook Status Update of the day…
Posted on | March 23, 2009 | 2 Comments
What's with the constant status updates? I guess I just don't care what people are doing every hour on the hour. There should be some kind of update limit. Is it a rule that you must disclose when you go to the gym? And everyone is always going to vegas. I'm at the gym. I'm in Vegas. I'm at the gym. I'm in Vegas. I'm at the gym in Vegas & I'm having french toast. Ill tell you if its any good in another update 5 mins from now.
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- Anonymous says FMLToday, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML […]
- Anonymous says FMLToday, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML […]
- Jamie says FMLToday, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML […]
- robotchickens says FMLToday, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML […]
- Nancy says FMLToday, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML […]
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User Submitted Status Updates
: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death
: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits 
: wants to know would you want her to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
: is holding a voodoo doll that looks just like you.
: bronte what are you talking about? lol
: is so broke that he cant even afford the last letter to update his STATU_
: hey i forgot your name can i call u mine?
: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .
: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.
: Roses are red Viloets are blue, god made me pretty what the h### happened to you
: h said it was kinda like eating tofo
: just spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate
: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!
: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!
: I am soo hungry that when someone said it was chilly outside i went running out with my spoon!
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May 13th, 2009 @ 3:53 pm
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June 29th, 2009 @ 9:22 am
I actaully love to read the status that people display, some are wicked funny. Its just harmless fun but some people do get a bit carried away, updating their status every 15 minutes. You should not be friends with these people!
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Here is the Amazon link:
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Love the site folks, keep up the good work