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Just another Manic Monday.

Posted on | September 21, 2009 | Comments Off

Welcome to the suck.  It is Monday.  More likely known as a school or work day.  However, if you know how to waste time like I do.  Then you know that everyday is a Facebook day.

Here is your daily status updates you lovely people:

Quote of the day:

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.  ~Heywood Hale Brown

Video of the day:

This thing is absolutely rad.  If you have an iPhone or iPod Touch you for SURE need one!  Check it out:

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