Mediocre Monday Facebook Status Updates
Posted on | October 5, 2009 | Comments Off
Happy Monday, you inglorious bastard. If you haven't seen ZombieLand yet. Do it. You won't regret it.
Here are your bloody funny facebook status updates:
- I'm a Loner Dottie, A rebel.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
- Many people believe certain numbers are lucky. What are your lucky numbers?
- On October 5, 1947, in the first televised White House address, President Truman asked Americans to refrain from eating meat on Tuesdays and poultry on Thursdays to help stockpile grain for starving people in Europe. (Go to article.)
Funny Facebook Video of the day:
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Article of the day: 5 Video Game Status Updates.
Stay tuned to FacebookStatus.org , big things are coming folks. BIG THINGS!
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: I got banned to use FB for posting "Facebook have no life" as status
: google just added "get biking directions" on google maps, this economy is getting worse.
: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death
: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits 
: wants to know would you want her to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
: is holding a voodoo doll that looks just like you.
: bronte what are you talking about? lol
: is so broke that he cant even afford the last letter to update his STATU_
: hey i forgot your name can i call u mine?
: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .
: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.
: Roses are red Viloets are blue, god made me pretty what the h### happened to you
: h said it was kinda like eating tofo
: just spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate
: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!
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