Monkey Business Mondays @ FacebookStatus.org ; more and more funny facebook status updates.
Posted on | October 12, 2009 | Comments Off
Welcome back from the weekend to the work/school week my funny facebook wanting friends. Perhaps not grammatically correct, my sentence's are. However they are good in my book. That being said here are your bloody clever facebook status updates:
- I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
- A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Eating Bologna & Peanut Butter sandwiches. Don't knock it till you try it.
- Google "Chuck Norris" and then click I'm feeling lucky.
Funny Video of the day:
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Alrighty kiddies , that is it for today. Cyaaaa tomorrow!
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User Submitted Status Updates
: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death
: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits 
: wants to know would you want her to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
: is holding a voodoo doll that looks just like you.
: bronte what are you talking about? lol
: is so broke that he cant even afford the last letter to update his STATU_
: hey i forgot your name can i call u mine?
: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .
: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.
: Roses are red Viloets are blue, god made me pretty what the h### happened to you
: h said it was kinda like eating tofo
: just spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate
: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!
: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!
: I am soo hungry that when someone said it was chilly outside i went running out with my spoon!
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