Oct 7th = Wednesday = Free Willy Wednesday
Posted on | October 7, 2009 | Comments Off
So, you think you're sooooo cool Hump Day? Well, you ain't! But, you know what is cool? Funny Facebook Status Updates. And that my friends is what we gots, so without further ado, I give you...
FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:
- The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- You don't drink, you don't smoke... what do you do?
- What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
- Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat? I'm open to hearing arguments for both, and FIGHT...
- iPhone emoji's are addicting (insert silly iPhone emoji here)
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Video embed link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdawiz6RAl4
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: Sometimes, I want to copy other people's status' and see if they notice.
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: When I find out the a Facebook profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas Day...546 photos? Dont mind if I do!!
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