Silly Saturdays posts 4U!
Posted on | October 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ya, ya, we know. You need your facebook status updates. Here they are:
- Sleep is addicting.
- No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?
- Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
- I'm thinking of a number...
- If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
Quote of the Day:
"Nothing is ever completed until you.."
Video of the Day:
Embed Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922337
Peace out bitches. Cya tomorrow!
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: google just added "get biking directions" on google maps, this economy is getting worse.
: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death
: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits 
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: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!
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