Taco Tuesday Status Updates and other sheet.
Posted on | September 15, 2009 | Comments Off
Hope your Taco Tuesday is going excellent. Ours is. Here are some funny facebook status updates to rock your tacos off..
- Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Charoo.
- "I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details." -Albert Einstein
- If I were you then you'd be me and you would have to work this stupid job.
- Did you know, that Jaimee Foxx's real name is : Eric Marlon Bishop ???
- The average human head weighs about eight pounds. Mine weighs 30.
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