Thursday bloody thursday…. Funny Facebook Statuses for ALLLLLLLL (that means you)
Posted on | October 8, 2009 | Comments Off
Welcome to Thursday. You made it the majority of the way through the week. Bad news is tomorrow is Friday. Good news is tomorrow is Friday. Here are your funny facebook status updates:
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I'm like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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So much to time, so little do.
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A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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I'll be gone till November, gone till November....
Funny Video of the day:
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That's it mofo's happy thursday and cya tomorrow.
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User Submitted Status Updates
: I got banned to use FB for posting "Facebook have no life" as status
: google just added "get biking directions" on google maps, this economy is getting worse.
: just got a message from the police... my mum got stuck in the grocery store snd starved to death
: life was much simple when ; blackberry and apple were just only fruits 
: wants to know would you want her to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
: is holding a voodoo doll that looks just like you.
: bronte what are you talking about? lol
: is so broke that he cant even afford the last letter to update his STATU_
: hey i forgot your name can i call u mine?
: Is taking her pet fish on a walk .
: stole the freaking cookie from the cookie jar. Now get over it.
: Roses are red Viloets are blue, god made me pretty what the h### happened to you
: h said it was kinda like eating tofo
: just spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate
: Is joining the K Y Intimacy Challenge... Going it alone, pictures to follow!!!
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