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How to Link your Twitter Account to your Facebook.

Want to link your Twitter account to Facebook so that your status updates sync? Easy, here’s how: Step 1: Search for “Twitter” in Facebook’s search field. Step 2: The first result should be the one you are looking for. It is the application “Twitter.” Click “view application” Step 3: Add the Twitter Facebook Application. Step [...]

“Where should you live?” quiz.

The newest “fad” on Facebook is the “Where should you live?” quiz this quiz helps you figure out where you should live. To take the quiz simply search Facebook app page for the “Where you should live?” application. Example: Your name took Where should you live? quiz and the result is AustraliaYou belong in Australia! [...]

Tagging your friends multiple personalities with Facebook “People” Pictures

This is all the new rage on facebook right now.  Simply right click and select “save as” one of these pictures.  Upload it to facebook and tag all of your friends with different personalities accordingly. From Deccan Chronicle about this craze: Here’s a safe way to call that girl you dig an “angel face” and [...]

More funny Status Update ‘s

Welcome back, hopefully you had a wonderful weekened.  Now here are some knee slappers for the long week ahead… Is… \/\/orking like I’m making the pyramids… except I get constant bathroom breaks. working for the weekend, like everybody, duh! aggressively attempting to solve rubiks cube. perusing youtube and craigslist at the same time. looking to [...]

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    Tara: A friend will ask you why you're crying, a GOOD friend will ask why you're crying while loading a shotgun, a TRUE friend will say [...]

    Mickala: I would rather check my facebook that face my checkbook.

    Connor: occasionally deals with a customer at work named Waldimir, but accidentally called him Voldemort on the phone this morning.

    JP: Batteries taped to pepto bismall containers, watches taped to cell phones... of course they aren't terrorist doing a dry run... Bad American for thinking that. [...]

    Susan: pay me in gum... wait. scratch that, pay me in skittles

    Susan: Sometimes, I want to copy other people's status' and see if they notice.

    Carol: I need to figure out how to get the benefits of a sugar daddy without the 'daddy.'

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      Today, at work, I answered the phone politely like I always do. The call was for my manager, so I stayed on the line until he picked up the phone, as we don't have a "hold" button. Before I hung up, I heard the caller say, "Who was that bitch that answered the phone?" FML […]
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      Today, I was giving a belly scratch to a stranger's dog, and I saw what I thought was a tumor. I touched it, only to find out that it was in fact the dog's nuts, not an abnormal growth. My first trip to second base involved groping a Corgi in public. FML […]
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      Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML […]
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      Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML […]
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      Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML […]