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What’s with the constant status updates? I guess I just don’t care what people are doing every hour on the hour. There should be some kind of update limit. Is it a rule that you must disclose when you go to the gym? And everyone is always going to vegas. I’m at the gym. I’m [...]

Funny Facebook Status of The Week…

Funny Facebook Status This week’s recap of funny facebook status updates: Is… Bamboozled. in love with a stripper. trying to sell my dad on all the reasons why I need that new iPhone for Christmas. drunk. But, don’t call me a drunk. slapping myself silly. moving to china.  Not really, but could you imagine if [...]

Funny Facebook Status of the Week.

… is wasted. … is wondering when these lame election commercials will end? … is thinking of a number. … is hunting rabbits, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! … is memorizing wikipedia so he can be smarter than you! That’s it for this week folks.  Check back next week for another funny facebook status of the week update.  Remember [...]

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    Susan: pay me in gum... wait. scratch that, pay me in skittles

    Susan: Sometimes, I want to copy other people's status' and see if they notice.

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