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Best Quotes of All Time

Facebook Quotes

When it comes to status updates.  Quotes are king.  With the right quote you are going to get amazing feedback and great laughs!  If you can spout off these quotes on queue you will be the life of the party (or facebook) every time!

Good Sources of Quotes:

All-Time Movie Quotes:

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

  • "If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!" - Ace Ventura

Anchorman

  • Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
  • Great Odin's raven.
  • I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

ELF

  • It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
  • We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
  • I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

Fight Club

  • It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
  • On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
  • Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.

Forrest Gump

  • You have to do the best with what God gave you.
  • My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
  • Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots.

StepBrothers

  • You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tropic Thunder

  • I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
  • Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.
  • Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion.

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    Susan: pay me in gum... wait. scratch that, pay me in skittles

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