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Top 10 Facebook Status Updates

Top 10 Facebook Status Updates of All Time.

Looking to find out what really works every time on Facebook?  These do!

Here we have (2) Top 10 Lists.  Ours and Yours.

As Determined By Us:

10. I'm not a doctor but, I play one on TV.

9. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... (Or any Anchorman Quote)

8. Facebook account for sale, Friends included.

7. I drink to make other people interesting. - "George Jean Nathan"

6. Using Shamwow to clean up my puke.  Surprisingly works pretty well.

5. can see Alaska from my house.

4. So you're telling me there's a chance.  (Or any Dumb&Dumber quote)

3. Google just called... Google said, "Someone is looking for you".

2. Linking to this movie clip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYyD55elKJA

1. I'm so stoked on my friends status updates.  Going to the gym? Awesome! Pursuing your career in Babysitting?  Rad!  Going to sleep?  Tell me more!!!

As Voted on By You:

Top 10 Facebook Status Updates of All Time (As Voted on by you)

  • (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ (18%, 250 Votes)
  • used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything. (15%, 212 Votes)
  • is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? (11%, 155 Votes)
  • is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while... (11%, 155 Votes)
  • thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks. (11%, 149 Votes)
  • is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years (9%, 120 Votes)
  • just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. (8%, 112 Votes)
  • being interviewed on his new novel “Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?” (7%, 95 Votes)
  • master of my domain (5%, 67 Votes)
  • writing a paper called “Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection” (5%, 55 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,370

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