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Random Questions to Ask People

Posted on | January 15, 2010 | Comments Off

A lot of people ask me... Hey, how do you get so many people involved on Facebook?   Well, for the most part no one cares about your dumb status update.  That is unless you are using our witty, hilarious, status updates :)

However, they most people do care about answering simple questions.  Try using these as your Facebook status update and see what responses you get:

Random Questions:
Have you ever gone cow-tipping?
What's your worst pet peeve?
Whats your favorite horror movie?
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
Do you like to sing in the shower?
Whats your favorite colour?
Do you like baths or showers?  (semi-creepy question)
Do you blow dry your hair? or just let it dry on its own, or towel dry?
At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?
Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go?
What do you like better hands or feet?
Do you like curly hair or straight hair?
Whats your favorite kind of drink?
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Whats your favorite book?

Pen or Pencil?

Have you ever thrown up in a car?

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

What do you think is the most useless class in high school?

That is it for Random Facebook questions.  Try them on for size and see what hilarious responses you generate.


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